Would Tony Blair accuse Robin Hood of terrorism?
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Too late to be known as Labour's first, he's bound to be known as Labour's worst.
Is Friar Tuck a Mullah? Does the Sherwood Forest represent the hideouts of Al Qaeda? Is the band of merry men a "cell"?
Robin Hood doesn't incite terrorism, it doesn't make me want to go blowing things up anyway. Does it glamorize men who committed acts which would be characterized as terrorist if they were taken out against our current state?
Mikey loved to blow things up. He was part of a secret society that tried to get things by destroying them. And I personally would like blow this film into a million pieces. Is there anything that eagle-face stared in that isn't soppy sissy stuff?
Charlie Chaplin's first talkie, he plays two characters. A Jewish tramp who throws bombs, and a German dictator who thinks the Glory Days of his country are not over.
Deutch, Deutch, Deutch, Deutch... this has to be one of the greatest films ever made. Fritz Lang would sue me if I called him a Marxist. But the revolutionary form of the struggle has been very inspirational to Marxists everywhere.
Braveheart would have gotten five stars, but its history is dead wrong. Yes, Braveheart did use terrorist tactics, such as beheading his enemies. He did fight against the state, but he fought for another state. However, almost all terrorists think their cause is just.
The Tony Blair Witch Project meets Plan Nine From France. It's made by an Italian "journalist", need I say more. Really, an awful movie that's so bad it has to pretend to be a documentary (and they're still making films like that today.) It's just a bunch of pretty Arab girls throwing bombs at parties, and then some French guy saying why he tortures terrorists. One film no one will miss if it's banned. Watching it won't make you want to become a suicide bomber, but you sure will contemplate suicide (and when you're already dead, that's a toughie).
Anybody who blows up trains to rob them has got to be a terrorist. And anyone who redistributes their spoils to be poor has got to be a Marxist. This film is important because, not only was it one of the favourite films of its generation; but the writer tells us in his book "Which Lie Did I Tell" how he came up with his ideas. This will help the next generation of Marxists come up with better propaganda (and they need all the help they can get).
Most Marxists wouldn't call Che a T-shirt, but any anti-Marxist group would. Within days of the law being passed, people outraged by teenagers wearing Che T-shirts will sue.
Hookey's in jail. He ain't captain hook, but close enough, he's a mean old man without a mommy. Most people are happy about that.
What we ain't so happy about, and that includes members of the UK's parliament (all the Conservative AND Liberal MP's) is Blair's way of spinning away our favourite films and T-shirts.
Everyone for democracy is against undemocratic violence, and so we'd be against inciting terrorism in the UK. But lawyers have a way of twisting words around.
British lawyers think that laws saying men are equal to women means that fruits can marry (civil unions act), and that uniques have the right to alter their birth certificate and hide their true identity (the gender recognition bill).
With this same logic:
Animals of the Forest Unite, you have nothing to loose but your taxes!